The Invisible Man

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Here We Are: The Invisible Man by Horrible Markus©

The first ever cartoon with no drawings...

(World Première - ITA Eng Subs - Soon in 3D)

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Hi. I'm Jack, the Invisible Man, and I star in Markus's new cartoon

- It is the first strip in cartoons history whose characters are invisible

- Obviouvsly, given that the medium affects the message, Markus's ineptitude as a drawer had its importance in carving his style 

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- One could argue: OK, the character is invisible, but the background? Where's the background?

- The answer is very simple: I, the invisible man, live in the invisible world.

- That Markus has all the luck!

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

(singing)

- Ouch! 

- Somebody threw an invisible pie in my face.

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Hey, an invisible flower! I'm going to pick it.

- But...

It was an artificial flower, and it sprayed some invisible water on my face.

 

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus 

- Well, I was minding my own business.

 Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Bark, bark!

- Rufus, be good!

- I was playing with Rufus, my invisible dog.

- It's not true... it was me that barked, just to kid you...

Ha, ha...

 Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Unfortunately, by being so small-sized, this strip makes the landscape of the invisible city much less dramatic 

 

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Among the advantages of being invisible, you can stick your finger up your nose in public.

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Ralph! Ralph, my pal! How are you?

- Ralph?

- Um... it ain't Ralph... it's a mailbox...   

 

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- What a shame, I thought it was my friend Ralph, it was a mailbox, instead..

- Well, let's see the good part... 

- If I could only manage to find that letter I wrote yesterday...

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- (singing)

- How you dare reading this strip while I'm having a shower?

- You debauched!

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Dammit! I forget to buy some cooking salt!
- Now I have got to go back to the supermarket!

- Oh, listen, not that I can always say something fun.

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Oh, no!

- Rats!

- If there's one thing I hate, it's gettin' up on a foggy morning.

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Markus wonders where I find my livelihood, because in no strip so far it looks that I perform any job

- Sssst!

- In this very moment, my boss thinks me to be sitting at my desk

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- These silent movies, they are really boring

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- In the invisible world, it's very easy to mistake one person for another, Jack is right!

- What?

- Is Jack me?

- That's what I just said

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- OK, I am Jack...

- I still have one doubt left from the above strip...

- Who the devil was he I am talking with?

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- I can't stand beaches, so crowded...

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Oh, no...

- I hate when it happens...

- Where the devil did I put my glasses?

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- D'ya think I'm a cowboy?

- Why is it funny, if said by Popeye?

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- We have to punctualize: this comic doesn't deal with matters like...

- Religion... sex... politics... serious diseases... carrots...

- Markus doesn't like carrots.

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Dammit! Because this comic doesn't deal with carrots...

- ...Bugs Bunny refused to be my stooge.

- He was on the verge of signing

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Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Markus fears the name "Bugs Bunny" to be a copyright of Time Warner inc.

- Therefore, to avoid us a copyright infringement charge by a major company, please read again the above strip and in place of the words "Bugs Bunny" mentally substitute the words "a rabbit".

- Certainly  it's less fun this way.

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Ugh! Why don't you like miming games?

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Markus feared this comic strip to be boring, so he decided to introduce a new character

- An invisible parrot

- Polly wants a cracker

- I, for one, don't think Polly's going to give a big contribution to the strip

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Suddenly I feel useless... empty...

- I don't know what I want in life...

- Polly wants a cracker

- Sorry, folks, our humour is low-level

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

 - Everything goes wrong...

- Taxes... rising prices... trains late... and...

- Polly wants a cracker

- Unfortunately, due to Markus's fondness for comic routines, we are going on and on for a long time

 Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- In the invisible world someone is discriminated against on the basis of skin colour

- What are you saying? How can skin colour be distinguished if we are invisible?

- Oh, does THIS sound absurd to you?

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Jack wants a cracker.

-Variation on a theme. An old trick.

 Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- In the invisible word, if someone is starving on the street, we can't see him...

- ...we don't notice him until he is lying on the sidewalk and he is hindering our way...

- ...then we use to trample him.

- Certainly in your world things are not the same.

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- Polly wants a cracker

- Technically, this strip is a fill-in

Jack, The Invisible Man by Markus

- That's enough! It's time to protest!

- Displaying an invisible banner is an easy but a little hypocrite option, and it's a moron one, too.